Q: What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
A: All that was left was de brie.
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Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
A: He was on a roll!
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Q. Why does yoghurt love going to museums?
A. Because it’s cultured.
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Q: Who’s a dessert’s favourite actor?
A: Robert Brownie Jr.
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Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you’re eating a watermelon.
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Q. What did the hotdog say when his friend passed him in the race?
A. Wow, I relish the fact that you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to me.
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A lot of people cry when they cut onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
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What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
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Q. Which thrill ride does a wine glass love to go on the most?
A. A coaster!
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Person 1: I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes.
Person 2: How?!
Person 1: I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven.
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It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
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I was going to grow a herb garden, but I couldn’t find the thyme.
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Q. What do you call a French fry that gets right up in your face?
A. Too close for comfort food.
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Did you hear the one about the guy who invented Tic Tacs? They say he made a mint.
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Q. What do you call a round, green vegetable that breaks out of prison?
A. An escapea.
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A guy just threw a glass of milk at me. How dairy!
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Becoming a vegetarian was a huge missed steak.
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Q. What do you call a fake noodle?
A. An impasta.
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