Today we’re celebrating spring and warmer weather with some surfing classics.
Why are surfers so relaxed all the time?
They’re the only grown-ups who are allowed to pee in their clothes.
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What do surfing and oil have in common?
They’re both measured by the barrel.
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Why didn’t the surfer ride the glassy waves?
Because he heard they were breaking.
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Read: The racehorse and the donkey
A surfer known for the number of waves he caught was asked for his secret.
“It’s simple,” he replied. “When I get up in the morning, and my wife is lying on her right side, I only take waves with a right break. If she is lying on her left side, I only take waves with a left break.”
“And if she is lying on her back?”
“In that case, I sure as hell don’t go surfing!”
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Give a man a surfboard, and you’ve distracted him for a day. Teach a man to surf, and you can’t get him to work.
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Read: Friday Funnies tackles politicians
How can you spot a surfer at a wedding?
That’s the one who’s missing.
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Why is surfing like sex?
Because when it’s good, it’s really, really good. And when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.
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Two drunk surfers were at the bar and one asked, “Hey, what’s worse, ignorance or indifference?”
The other replied, “I don’t know, and I don’t care.”
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Why do surfers eat cold food?
Because they hate microwaves.
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What’s the difference between a surfer and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of five.
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Two drunken surfers were at the bar when one of them asked: “Hey man, what’s worse – ignorance or indifference?”
The other guy answers: “I really don’t know, and I really don’t care.”
Did we forget any classic surfing jokes? Share yours in the comment section below.
