We all know we need strong passwords to protect our personal details, but that doesn’t mean we can’t poke a bit of fun at the process.
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A woman helps her husband install a new computer. Once it’s completed, she tells him to select a password – a word that he’ll always remember. As the computer asks him to enter his password, he looks at his wife, and with a macho smirk and a wink, he selects ‘Mypenis’.
As he hits ‘enter’, to validate his selection, his wife collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor hysterical.
The computer had replied: TRY AGAIN. TOO SHORT
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Apparently you cannot use ‘beef stew’ as a password
My email password has been hacked.
I needed a password that was eight characters long.
What’s Forrest Gump’s email password?
A man walks into a pub and asks the bartender for the WiFi password.
So the man buys a Coke.
“Okay, now what’s the WiFi password?”
The bartender replies: “You have to buy a drink first – all lower case, no spaces.”
Hacker Jesus