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  • in reply to: On A Lighter Note. #1712883
    Lucca
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    I went to my doctor the other day for a Vasectomy.
    Doctor. ‘Why do you want a Vasectomy, do you know it is not reversable?
    Me; Well, we took a family vote and I lost….17 to 1
     
     

    This Isolation is making some people crazy

    I’ve heard some people are really going crazy from isolation. I’m glad I’m not one of those

    I’ve just been talking about this with my microwave and toaster while drinking a cup of coffee and all of us agreed that things are getting bad.

    I didn’t mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything.

    Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant.

    The sink said everything is going down the drain.

    In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine, the situation isn’t that pressing.

    The vacuum was very unsympathetic. Told me to just suck it up, but the fan was more optimistic and felt it would all soon blow over.

    The toilet looked a bit flushed when I asked its opinion and didn’t say anything, but the door knob told me to get a grip.

    The front door said I was unhinged…

    Then the curtains told me to pull myself together!

    in reply to: Are you worried about getting the jab? #1740500
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    Lucca – I think she’s trying to show how smart she is. No doubt she was a smart person at some point but her delusional thinking, her paranoid thinking has obviously sent a few brain cells on holiday.

    Even paranoid about Google…..haha, one of the least things to worry about in these times. 

    Facts are: The world is not going to end, the world AND the current population will continuing on, just like it did after the Spanish Flu, just like after the World Wars, like after the depression, like after the numerous financial crisis we have had. The government is not out to get us, the world governments are not out to get us, no one is trying to kill the worlds population, the vaccine doesn’t have any microchips in them.

    All these conspiracy theories are put out by idiots who have access to the internet, like to make up stories and are having a great big laugh at the turmoil that they have created. These guys (mostly, probably the odd female) read snippets of news stories, snippets of information from websites and broadcast all the bad things, this in turn goes around the world instantly and very quickly these pieces of incorrect, out of context information becomes “fact”. 

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    Hey Greg, she’s really getting mad now, says she speaks dozens of languages thanks to Google translate LOL. World is coming to an end, we’ll be sorry we didn’t listen to her she says, cussing like mad. Methinks she had one of those half filled vaccines from Mexico topped up with tequila LOL

    This gif might disappear if the Mexicans take offence!!!!!

     

    in reply to: Are you worried about getting the jab? #1740495
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    Lucca – I think so, just more dribble from a sad old woman.

    in reply to: Are you worried about getting the jab? #1740494
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    Estás hablando mierda!!!

     

    in reply to: Are you worried about getting the jab? #1740475
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    Bet they’re worried at SPC.  No jab, no job !!

    Food company SPC says no jab, no work

    Told all yer it would happen!

    in reply to: Are you worried about getting the jab? #1740439
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    French President Emmanuel Macron tests positive to coronavirus - ABC News

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    PARIS, July 13 (Reuters) – Hundreds of thousands of people in France rushed to set up appointments to get vaccinated against the coronavirus after the president warned that the unvaccinated would face restrictions aimed at curbing the quick spread of the Delta variant.

    Unveiling sweeping measures to combat a surge in infections, Emmanuel Macron said on Monday night that vaccination would not be compulsory for the general public for now but stressed that restrictions would focus on those who are not vaccinated.

     

    Well done Mac!!!!!!!

     

     

    in reply to: Are you worried about getting the jab? #1740426
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    You must have missed the part about millions dying, millions more getting VERY sick and millions more having ongoing health issues, all while the world has been shutdown, in particular international travel was heavily disrupted…..yet millions were and still are dying/getting sick/having ongoing health issues.

    Obviously it hasn’t touched you, hence you don’t see/feel the pain, like many others you don’t think it’s a problem.

    Try to use your brain and THINK. Why would over 200 countries, many who despise each other, get together to make out that the virus is bad when it’s not just to be able to sell a vaccine.

    Use some common sense, this is not about selling vaccines, pharmaceutical companies don’t need a hand to make money, they were already one of the best performing sectors in the world. You don’t destroy economies to give one sector more money. Ridiculous rubbish that you are sprouting. 

    THINK about the numbers that would have been involved if no lockdowns happened, if the virus was left to run rampant, THAT was the main issue, hospitals would not be able to handle the numbers, vast numbers more would have died because they would not have been able to be cared for.

     

    in reply to: Are you worried about getting the jab? #1740425
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    Are you related to Beems, you both seem to be on planet of the zombies.

    in reply to: Are you worried about getting the jab? #1740424
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    More fake news!!!

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