Did you hear the joke about coronavirus? Never mind, I don’t want to spread it around!
I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch them with a six-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
My parents always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by lying around on the lounge all day. But look at me now! I’m saving the world!
Nail salons, hair salons, waxing centres and tanning places are closed. It’s about to get ugly out there!
My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands – that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge!
