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LOL Toot,  {: )

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That’s a good one RnR.

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Great photos Ladies, Those Italians certainly know how to party. 

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Celia – My Dad’s flowers were deep purple, maybe it was a different species. 

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Hang on to this one Celia, she sounds like a winner.  I  have a lovely friend who lives near me, she is Vietnamese. Her Mother is 93 and had 10 children., all grown up now and scattered all over the place. My friend goes to work 6 days a week and when she finishes work she calls in to see her Mother, gives her a bath and prepares her evening meals.  I asked her why doesn’t the others help and she said because she is the youngest and it is expected., she is 54. 

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My Dad had a plant in his garden called “Lady Of The Night”, it only bloomed in the moonlight and the perfume  was delightful.

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i like those train journeys. I did see Michael Portillo in Sweden. My brother-in-law is Swedish and he watched with great interest.  What a beautiful clean and green country.

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Did I read that sign correctly???

 

 

 

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.

In a Laundromat: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.

In a London Department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT ON 2ND FLOOR.

In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.

Outside a second-hand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES,WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN.?

Notice in a health food shop: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS.

Spotted in a Safari Park (I sure hope so.): ELEPHANTS – PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.

 

 

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He He He.!!!

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Had a good laugh today, thanks people.

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My sister had wasps in a brick wall in the garden, she got a pest exterminator in who had to come in the evening to spray poison into the bricks. He said they are very aggressive when disturbed. 

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The parents biggest sentence will be reliving the moment of the accident and the birthdays they will never get to celebrate. 

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Hi Celia,   I tried to start a new Topic for Australia Day but that same page kept coming up and none of my comments were accepted. This one with the Kangaroo was 7 years ago, surely this would have been deleted . 

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That’s a beauty.  {:)   {: ).

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I’ll drink to that too.

 

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I only use the dishwasher when I have people over for a meal, otherwise hand washing is the go. I also add in the rinse aid section White Vinegar to clean off the soap residue, the plates always come up sparkling clean., also saves money . I watched her video and she seems to be using too much water with all that rinsing. If she had a plate rack, she could just drain the dishes . I always wipe food off the plates before washing as well. 

 

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Ha Ha . [:) .

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WE ALL KNOW MIRRORS DON’T LIE –  I’ M JUST GRATEFUL THAT THEY DON’T LAUGH.

 

 ME ;   PLEASE BRING ME A SCREWDRIVER.?

WIFE;   FLAT HEAD, PHILLIPS OR VODKA?

          AND THAT’S WHY I KNEW SHE WAS THE ONE!

 

DIVORCE LAWYERS –   DITCHER , QUICK AND HYDE.

 

EVERY WOMAN’S DREAM IS THAT A MAN WILL TAKE HER IN HIS ARMS, THROW HER INTO BED

AND CLEANS THE HOUSE WHILE SHE SLEEPS.

 

 

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I’m not a big Coffee drinker, 1 cup daily. A friend of the family had an Italian restaurant and was used to drinking umpteen cups of espresso. He was advised by his Doctor to cut back on the Coffee as it was not good for the Kidneys. He died from Kidney failure at the age of 54 years leaving a wife and three young children. 

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That looks so disgusting. Obviously he would be unemployable so I wonder where he gets the money to pay for all this disfigurement.? 

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