I received one and at first I believed it was my son thankfully I woke up before I lost any money, The next one I had such fun.
I replied, Really Horace you’re such an idiot, how much do you need.
Oh wow $800 for a new phone that’s a lot, I can only help a bit with $100, Dad had an accident taking your sister Darlene to her doctors appointment, by the way she’s having twins , and now we have to get a new car and Dad has a broken ankle. My wheelchair is no longer the right size for me since I have put on 40 kg, and quite frankly we were going to ask you for a loan.
Anyway, it went backwards and forwards for a while, my son was shaking his head as I was in hysterics, He said really Mum I am worried that since you retired you are a bit bored.
Probably, don’t mess with bored old people.
