What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
‘Do these genes make my butt look fat?’
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A man hired a lawyer when he was sued by his company for embezzling millions of dollars.
At the beginning of the process, the lawyer kindly reassured him: “Don’t worry, you’ll never go to jail with that amount of money.”
And the lawyer was right. When the man did go to jail, eventually, he didn’t have a penny left..
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A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair: “Do you have any last requests?”
“Yes,” replies the murderer. “Can you please hold my hand?”
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