Friday funnies: Library meal

A man walks into a library, approaches the librarian and says, “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”

The librarian says, “Sir, you know you’re in a library, right?”

“Sorry,” he whispers. “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”

 

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One Palm Sunday, little Johnny was sick and stayed home from church. When his brothers and sisters came home carrying palm branches, Johnny asked where the palms came from.

His father replied, “When Jesus walked by, people held palm branches over his head.”

“Just my luck!” Johnny said. “The one time I don’t go to church, Jesus shows up.”

 

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