We all know we need strong passwords to protect our personal details, but that doesn’t mean we can’t poke a bit of fun at the process.
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A woman helps her husband install a new computer. Once it’s completed, she tells him to select a password – a word that he’ll always remember. As the computer asks him to enter his password, he looks at his wife, and with a macho smirk and a wink, he selects ‘Mypenis’.
As he hits ‘enter’, to validate his selection, his wife collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor hysterical.
The computer had replied: TRY AGAIN. TOO SHORT
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Apparently you cannot use ‘beef stew’ as a password
It’s not stroganoff.
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My email password has been hacked.
That’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat.
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I needed a password that was eight characters long.
I went with *SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarves*
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What’s Forrest Gump’s email password?
1FORREST1
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A man walks into a pub and asks the bartender for the WiFi password.
The bartender replies: “You have to buy a drink first.”
So the man buys a Coke.
“Okay, now what’s the WiFi password?”
The bartender replies: “You have to buy a drink first – all lower case, no spaces.”
So the man buys a Coke.
“Okay, now what’s the WiFi password?”
The bartender replies: “You have to buy a drink first – all lower case, no spaces.”
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Hacker Jesus
“Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man how to phish and he’ll steal your bank password.”
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Also read: Money, money, money
